This is the wrong side of marrying a man who doesn’t use the “right” side of his brain

(Tequila/pool/surprise your fiance party, 2008)

I didn’t have any expectations going to the tequila party on Saturday. I figured there would be tequila, food, drunkenness and maybe even some Wii action. What I didn’t figure was that it was going to be a POOL PARTY. We were half way to our destination when Rocket Man looked at me and said, “oh, did you remember to bring your suit?” “Why would I bring my suit?” I responded. He lifted up his shirt, pulled down part of his jeans to reveal swim trunks and said “Because it’s a pool party!”

 

Now, I’m not saying that I would have even brought my suit. I’ve got quite a few pounds to lose before anyone sees my sweet cheeks. But this small detail would have been nice to know before I wore blue jeans, tennis shoes and brought hot queso dip in a crock pot as an appetizer.